come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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