We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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