I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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