I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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