So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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