when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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