i may or may not be watching the land before time
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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