nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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