He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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