chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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