THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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