It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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