Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
There r osticjed everywhere
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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