This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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