Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
