i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is Oprah even human
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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