marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I will die if light touches me.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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