that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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