if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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