Why is your signature on my underwear?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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