I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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