i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Damn victory sex feels great
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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