I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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