don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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