So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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