no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
4 words: hood of his car
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
did i walk over a car last night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You were trust falling into bushes
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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