Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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