he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
love makes seman taste better
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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