So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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