Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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