BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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