My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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