This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
