had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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