I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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