Whod you bang
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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