Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I wear drunk well.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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