Quick, to the slutcave!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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