whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
