When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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