Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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