Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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