Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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