Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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