Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You have to summon your inner elephant
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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