my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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