Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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