bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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