then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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