The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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