i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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