I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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