Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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